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12 Steps To Success: How To Be A Security Guard

It is The Urban Legend 12 Step Guide to Success in Whatever You Do: Leggo. Think of all the people who have ever pissed you off since you were a kid and hate them. Hate them a lot. Hate them all day...

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Where Are They Now? Inspector Derrick

He is still immortalised in our minds as the classic template of the TV procedural cop drama. I am short of coffee and therefore don’t want to write a proper intro. Anyway, see this guy? The words that...

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Who Or What Is Iron Man 3?

You have heard everyone talking about how torn they are that they went for Iron Man and found it sold out. You have seen the fire in their eyes and felt the spittle that splashed out of their mouths....

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Why Are They Muzzling The Media?

Monitor, KFM, Dembe FM and Red Pepper have been shut down by the popo. There was a raid on their offices by SWAT commandos who issued the biggest baddest STFU in Uganda. It was like in G.I. Joe. So...

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The Iryn Case: It Was All A Big Misunderstanding

Dear Iryn, Baby, it’s so good to have you back. To see you back on home turf, on Ugandan soil, in the land where we made you, where we love you, where you can feel safe? That’s feels great. You can eat...

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Who Or What Is A Denso?

This would have been one hell of a diary room session, though  The one they call Denzel? They can call him what they want. We call him Denso. Tell us more about him.  Denso is the latest fellow to join...

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Who Or What Is An LK For?

  Who Or What Is LK 4? Not who you think. You thought he was just some miscellaneous nigga there who saw the chance at free room and board in a luxury resort in outside countries for three months...

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Where Are They Now: Priscilla Ray

  In the 90s before there were hairweaves, people used whatever.   Q: Hi Priscilla Ray, we are glad to be able to find you here, where you are, and that you have given us this opportunity to tell our...

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Maurice Kirya 101. Paper 1

    What is the correct spelling  of Maurice Kirya’s name? a)      Mooreese Kirya b)      Morris Kirya c)       More Rice and Liver d)      Young Reezy e)      Old Reezy (Cos Kirya must be in his 30s...

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Where Are They Now? Chauncey Black from Blackstreet

  One of them is Chauncey. The rest are black streets   Q: Your name is Chauncey Black for real? And you are from a group called Blackstreet? Isn’t that kind of silly? Like me being in a group called...

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