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It is The Urban Legend 12 Step Guide to Success in Whatever You Do: Leggo. Think of all the people who have ever pissed you off since you were a kid and hate them. Hate them a lot. Hate them all day...
View ArticleWhere Are They Now? Inspector Derrick
He is still immortalised in our minds as the classic template of the TV procedural cop drama. I am short of coffee and therefore don’t want to write a proper intro. Anyway, see this guy? The words that...
View ArticleWho Or What Is Iron Man 3?
You have heard everyone talking about how torn they are that they went for Iron Man and found it sold out. You have seen the fire in their eyes and felt the spittle that splashed out of their mouths....
View ArticleWhy Are They Muzzling The Media?
Monitor, KFM, Dembe FM and Red Pepper have been shut down by the popo. There was a raid on their offices by SWAT commandos who issued the biggest baddest STFU in Uganda. It was like in G.I. Joe. So...
View ArticleThe Iryn Case: It Was All A Big Misunderstanding
Dear Iryn, Baby, it’s so good to have you back. To see you back on home turf, on Ugandan soil, in the land where we made you, where we love you, where you can feel safe? That’s feels great. You can eat...
View ArticleWho Or What Is A Denso?
This would have been one hell of a diary room session, though The one they call Denzel? They can call him what they want. We call him Denso. Tell us more about him. Denso is the latest fellow to join...
View ArticleWho Or What Is An LK For?
Who Or What Is LK 4? Not who you think. You thought he was just some miscellaneous nigga there who saw the chance at free room and board in a luxury resort in outside countries for three months...
View ArticleWhere Are They Now: Priscilla Ray
In the 90s before there were hairweaves, people used whatever. Q: Hi Priscilla Ray, we are glad to be able to find you here, where you are, and that you have given us this opportunity to tell our...
View ArticleMaurice Kirya 101. Paper 1
What is the correct spelling of Maurice Kirya’s name? a) Mooreese Kirya b) Morris Kirya c) More Rice and Liver d) Young Reezy e) Old Reezy (Cos Kirya must be in his 30s...
View ArticleWhere Are They Now? Chauncey Black from Blackstreet
One of them is Chauncey. The rest are black streets Q: Your name is Chauncey Black for real? And you are from a group called Blackstreet? Isn’t that kind of silly? Like me being in a group called...
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